Listen, I love mangoes. Who doesn’t? They’re the sunshine of the fruit world, a tropical hug in every bite. But let me be crystal clear: I, Genalyn De Torres, am not going to be a mango farmer. No, not me. I’m far too busy perfecting my power poses and negotiating real estate deals here in Arayat, Pampanga. And yet, here I am, practically serenading you with the praises of a truly magnificent mango farm! It’s a paradox, I tell you! But if you’re a looking for sunshine with a breathtaking view, then this might just be your golden ticket.
The Farm That Refuses to Let Genalyn Farm It (Thank Goodness!)
Located in the idyllic barangay of Paralaya, Arayat, this property is a whopping 8,290 square meters of pure, unadulterated potential – almost a full hectare! Imagine: a sprawling farmhouse where you can finally perfect your sourdough, a modern villa with an infinity pool overlooking your very own mango empire (that you are not personally farming, mind you!), or even a cluster of charming kubos for your ever-expanding family. There’s already a comfort room and a delightful kubo house – perfect for napping after a “hard day” of supervising the mango harvest!
Amenities That Even I, Genalyn, Appreciate (Without Getting My Hands Dirty)
This isn’t just a plot of land; it’s practically a self-sustaining resort-in-waiting! We’re talking a concrete fence, barbwire, and a gate that screams “private oasis!” Two dip wells mean you’ll never run out of water. And four 5000-watt solar lights? Darling, you could throw a disco party out there without touching the main power grid!
But the real showstopper? This is a prime corner lot with three frontage sides. That’s like having three VIP entrances to your own personal paradise! Imagine the possibilities for a grand driveway or a prominent resort entrance.
The Fruity Truth (Which Someone Else Will Deal With)
Now, about those mangoes. And let me assure you, they are truly sensational! There are thirteen super big Pico Carabao Mango trees, capable of producing enough mangoes to fill a truck! Plus, a veritable fruit salad of other trees: Camachile, Dalandan, Guapple, Kalamansi (hello, fresh calamansi juice!), Mulberry, Macopa, Lansones, Rambutan, Tamarind, Avocado, Kamias, Caramay, and Suha Davao. For you, my dear American or Canadian retiree or homesteader, this means one thing: profit! Or, at the very least, enough fresh fruit to keep your blood sugar levels delightfully high. You could be the Willy Wonka of Pampanga, but with less chocolate and more tropical deliciousness. And the best part? You don’t actually have to be the one picking them!
That’s what hired help is for, right? You’ll be the visionary, the magnate, the CEO of your own mango empire, sipping a mojito by your future pool while the mangoes practically pick themselves.
Close Enough for Comfort, Far Enough for Sanity
Despite all this rural charm (which, again, I appreciate from a safe, non-muddy distance), this farm isn’t in the middle of nowhere. It’s a mere meter from a cemented road. Manila is just two hours away via NLEX. Arayat Public Market is a quick 3-5 minute drive, and there are schools, hospitals, and entertainment options (Mount Arayat, Pampanga River, Sky Ranch Pampanga) all within reach.
The Genalyn De Torres Seal of Approval (For Someone Else to Enjoy!)
This property has a clean title and updated taxes – meaning no messy surprises, just smooth sailing into your retirement dreams. Whether you envision a bustling resort (which you’ll delegate the management of, obviously), a nature-inspired campsite (with glamping tents, naturally), a productive agricultural venture (managed by your highly skilled team), or simply a peaceful sanctuary, this farm is your oyster. Or, more accurately, your mango.
So, if you’re ready to embrace a life of abundant sunshine, delicious fruit, and the sweet satisfaction of running a business from a comfortable distance, then this Arayat mango farm is calling your name. Just don’t ask me to help with the harvest. I’m a real estate agent, darling, not a farmhand. But I’ll happily show you the property. My heels are made for walking, not wading through mud.
Let’s make your mango dreams a reality – with me as your very chic, very un-farmer-like guide! And yes, I accept international calls. Just try not to call during my manicure.
Delicious Wishes!
Genalyn (Ruie) De Torres
Pampanga Dream Homes
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